"Live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual." - Beetle Juice

  1. (Source: akuamakana, via 314-eater)

    • me:
      *puts in headphones*
    • everyone else:
      hey lets start an unnecessary conversation
  2. laugh-addict:

via laugh-addict
  3. 3rd grade

    • friend:
      *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
    • me:
      what
    • friend:
      OH MAN
    • OH
    • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
    • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
    • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
    • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
  4. (via lad0rk)

  5. (via lad0rk)

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